remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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