Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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