just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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