We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Randomize
