So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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