I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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