Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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