Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
He has the fingertips of a God
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