Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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