He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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