You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I party with great urgency now.
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