i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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