Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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