Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
please come you make the beer taste better
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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