i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Is this like a preordered booty call?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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