I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
