glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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