the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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