i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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