Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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