we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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