worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
