Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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