She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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