My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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