just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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