apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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