you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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