Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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