i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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