you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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