yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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