Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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