When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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