Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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