He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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