My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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