There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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