Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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