So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
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