what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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