took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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