She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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