Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Randomize
