i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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