So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Randomize
