On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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