Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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