Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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