She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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